Big News: A New 007 Will Be Introduced in Bond 25, & the Person Playing The Character Has Been Named

According to Fox News, James Bond will pass the torch to another 007 agent in the next, 25th installment. Purportedly,…

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Action Star Promises His Upcoming Movie Will ‘Constantly’ Address Toxic Masculinity

What do you do if you’re a hulking giant dude in a big Hollywood movie? You kick a** and take…

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Elderly Home Depot Founder Punches Back at the Boycott Over His Support of Trump: ‘It Sure as Hell is Not Going to Stop Me’

Home Depot co-founder Bernie Marcus has fired back at the touted boycott of his stores via a Facebook entry Wednesday.…

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Beto O’Rourke Goes on Bizarre, Pathetic Rant Telling Refugees America Was Founded on White Supremacy

Beto O’Rourke by DonkeyHotey, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0/Original I know tampering with the dead is taboo, but I’ll make…

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In Solidarity with Transgender People (& Credit Card Thieves?), Mastercard No Longer Requires a Legal Name or Proof of Identity.

Great news: Have you longed for your credit card to say “Howdy Doody?” Have you ached to see “Turd Ferguson”…

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